Meet Albert - The Only Vegan Dairy Farmer You’ll Ever Meet
If you stroll past the rolling green hills at sunrise, you just might spot him: Albert, the cuddliest, most adorably unique cotton doll to ever run a dairy farm without touching a drop of dairy.
Albert believes cows deserve cuddles, not milking, so instead of buckets, he carries books, and sometimes a chess set. His favourite, a slightly battered science-fiction novel he reads aloud to the herd during quiet afternoons. (The cows love the part about intergalactic grass.)
But here’s Albert’s not-so-secret secret:
He dreams of becoming a honey farmer in Byron Bay.
Not the bee-keeping kind, oh no, Albert wants to host a sanctuary of happy bees who make ethical honey that he never harvests. “The bees can keep it!” he says with a grin. “I’m just here for the vibes.”
When he’s not pondering beekeeping bliss, you’ll find him enjoying his other favourite hobbies:
Finding shapes in the clouds, He’s spotted everything from a dancing llama to a spaceship wearing gumboots.
Playing chess with his older brother Jack, Jack wins most games, but Albert claims he’s just “playing the long strategy.”
Reading sci-fi – Because even a vegan dairy farmer needs a little galactic adventure.
With his soft cotton body, warm personality and stylish striped tee, Albert is more than a doll, he’s a storytelling partner, a comfort buddy, and the perfect companion for imaginative little dreamers.
Whether he’s rescuing runaway bees, discovering cloud dragons, or planning his big move to Byron Bay, Albert brings softness, joy and whimsy wherever he lands.
Bring Albert Home
And let your little one decide:
Will he stay on the gentlest dairy farm on Earth?
Or will he finally chase those coastal honey-farming dreams?
Either way, there’ll be endless giggles, adventures and cuddles along the way.